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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm the Billy Beane of fish/FBetty trades. Don't insult me.
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You are neglecting to consider fully all that slave brings to the table. In addition to the letter certifying that he has his herpes under control, you get the free "slave tried to fuck me while I was passed out and all I got was this lousy tattoo" on the small of your back. It's quite a bargain. Accept by 3:00 central time and I'll throw in some hushpuppies to go with the catfish.
