The Shriners are famous for their work with crippled children and young burn victims. Not to be outdone,
the Rotary Club is trying to corner the market on "kids raised to believe they're chickens".
"He'd keep his hands in a chickenlike fashion"? WTF? I guess Belle & Sebastian were off by one consonant.
Heard tell the guy goes apeshit at one whiff of a KFC, but enjoys a good McNugget. Weird that.
