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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why would you think they are tight?
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He was having a moment. Leave him be.
In other madras news, I once had a madras shirt that a girlfriend found so offensive that she ripped it to shreds while I was wearing it. And not in a "I want to get to your body quickly and this is in the way" kind of way. More of a "I am drunk so I decided to take advantage of the fact that I can probably get away with pretending to accidentally rip your shirt in an amusing way in front of our friends" kind of way.
Also on the madras front, I used to be a regular customer at a bar where another regular would drink them and cry whenever "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" played on the jukebox.