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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Last paragraph of hot pregnancy sex article:
"I am here to break the silence, to shout it to the world. Pregnancy sex makes any other sex you've ever had seem like a trip to the dentist. Pregnancy sex is enough to make a nymphomaniac blush. You won't need any fancy props, no lacy lingerie or mood music. Just you and a partner in the sack, preferably the one who got you pregnant in the first place."
Unless he's an asshole, of course. Fucking smug pregnant marrieds.
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Sounds really fun, except for the pregnancy part.
