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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.
Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.
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Stop it, or I will make it a point to come to Texas and beat you senseless and I won't even let you glimpse my lovely (Democrat) breasts. I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.
Bitch.