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Originally posted by dtb
How do you people access these sites at work? (Not passing judgment -- I tried to access it and got the old, "I don't think so you perv!" screen.)
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When I was a summer associate, I was assigned to work witha partner who was suing a party for setting up websites with url's that sounded a lot like our clients name or product, when in fact these sites were porn sites. The partner asked me to visit each of these sites and draft memorandum outlining what I viewed on each site. The first embarrassing thing about that was calling IT and explaining why they didn't need to call the recruiting coordinator regarding my on-line activites. The second embarrassing thing about that was trying to figure out how to describe what most of the sites featured without coming out and saying "blow job" or "ass fucking".
Two weeks later, I set a trashcan on fire in the office of the chair of the recruiting committee while smoking (against firm policy) with her. It is an absolute wonder that they made me an offer.
