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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bouncer was a chest-shaver. I thought I was going to avoid stubble burn on my torso entirely, but, my bad luck, he wanted to finish his work as a missionary.
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Please tell me he had a good reason for the chest shaving, like he just donated a kidney or something. Otherwise, this is totally yucky enough to render him unfuckable.
And torso stubble burn has got to be uncomfortable. How are the tender inner thighs faring?
