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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
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Innovative Solution to Heartburn Discovered by James Carville
Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - Doctors at Georgetown Medical Center have confirmed that the suggested heartburn treatment set forth by political analyst, James "Skippy" Carville seems to have some scientific basis. Four out of five patients suffering from heartburn in the Georgetown Medical Center this afternoon, after Mr. Carville's speech to Michigan Democratic Party delegates, who were prescribed a small dose of human urine were reportedly "feeling better," although the fifth patient was rumored to be "totally grossed out."
"It is a wonderful thing to see the vibrant political debate in this country increase our scientific knowledge in this manner," said Emergency Room Doctor Rip Vandelay. "Before this revelation, I would have been likely to send the whiney baby patients home until they proved they had some real ailment, but the addition of an Option Pee, if you will, is a real godsend," he added.
Phone calls made to James Carville were not returned prior to release of this story.
