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Should I send out a search party?
Dear Fringey,
I am worried and need to know what I should do. I saw you in a "bad" neighborhood this morning. A place where the mean people are. And some shit about cookie recipes. Anyway, you've been missing ever since and I'm just wondering if I should send out a search party to look for your decomposing body.
Yours,
NFH
eta, obviously, if your body is decomposing you won't be able to answer. Just suffice it to know that if I don't hear from you in about an hour, I'm calling the authorities and sending out the hounds.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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