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washers and porno
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Just an FYI for when you go back in time to try this - is that you'll be sadly disappointed. The drunk chicks in the bar that you'll be hitting on will hear "widower" and think, "hm, emotional baggage, in-laws, sad mementos around the house - nah, I'll screw this construction worker guy here to my left."
Say, my wife is out of town with her tennis pro - we have an open marriage. That'll work better.
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You're kidding right? Widower means "wants to be loved, in need of comfort, and isn't afraid of commitment." Much more so than the open-marriage thing.
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