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Fats
I feel a little bad about bringing this back up, but it's slow over here, and about due:
I sitting here looking out the window as the non-lawyers from the company downstairs have been streaming out of the building for the last 20 minutes, and I have an observation.
If you are so fat that when you sit in your car/minivan/SUV, the vehicle visibly tilts to the driver's side, you need to stop fucking eating.
That is all.
ETA: As I reread, I can see my post might be interpretted to imply that lawyers aren't fat. This is not the case. Lawyers don't leave the office at 5. Apparently insurance professionals do. And so the parking lot is now almost completely empty except for the smattering of obligatory BMW 5 Series. No way an attorney in my office budges before 6.
Last edited by baltassoc; 08-04-2004 at 06:42 PM..
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