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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is the worst advice:



I fucking hate it when some stranger has the armrest up and thinks that I will sit down next to him/her. I don't care what the reason is for putting it up. I don't like people enough to put up with some person I don't know touching me (except Goofy, of course... if you read these boards, Goofy, PM me!). I don't consider myself particularly fattist, but I firmly believe that if you can't fit into your seat on an airplane, you should buy yourself a second seat. If you can't afford it, I'm sorry, but I bought the right to all of the space on and in front of my seat.

And for fuck's sake, If I'm crammed in the middle seat, someone let me use a fucking armrest. I hate it when the windows and aisles take up two each.

I must have the best luck when flying. I'm never next to the fattie or the screaming baby or in the middle seat (knock on wood). This is probably a good thing, b/c I'm not sure I could restrain myself from saying something. Especially if the armrest is up. I'm putting that fucker down. If your fat gets stuck in it, too bad.