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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ducks are fine. It's the fucking Canadian geese (sorry GWNC) that deserve to die. Don't fucking hiss at me when I walk by and step in your goose crap you paranoid long-necked fuck.
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I've heard that they attack golfers on one course I play occassionally (even though I hate golf, but thats neither here nor there... but you should know, I hate golf). I assume one soft swipe with a wood (with head cover on to avoid hurting the bird) would take care of that problem. Yet, I hear about grown men running from the birds. I mean, what can a goose do to you? You outweigh the thing by at least 90lbs...
