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Well then, what about Rats?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've heard that they attack golfers on one course I play occassionally (even though I hate golf, but thats neither here nor there... but you should know, I hate golf). I assume one soft swipe with a wood (with head cover on to avoid hurting the bird) would take care of that problem. Yet, I hear about grown men running from the birds. I mean, what can a goose do to you? You outweigh the thing by at least 90lbs...
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I've seen a goose killed on the golf course by an errant ball. I've also seen a much smaller bird split in half by another errant ball. Pretty gross.
When they attack, they attack in numbers. But they back off if you give them a warning swing.
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