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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ducks are fine. It's the fucking Canadian geese (sorry GWNC) that deserve to die. Don't fucking hiss at me when I walk by and step in your goose crap you paranoid long-necked fuck.
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Jumping in for Canadians and Goose-timmies everywhere, though I am neither. The correct term is
Canada geese. Unfortunately, the mean bastards are on the endangered list, though I wouldn't mind "accidentally" running one over. Apropos of this, I witnessed someone do this a few months ago. I unfortunately did not have a pad or paper handy to take the driver's plate number.