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Originally posted by spookyfish
Unfortunately, the mean bastards [Canada geese] are on the endangered list, though I wouldn't mind "accidentally" running one over. Apropos of this, I witnessed someone do this a few months ago. I unfortunately did not have a pad or paper handy to take the driver's plate number.
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They certainly aren't endangered in my town. There's a park about a mile away that has a year-round population of them. They do nothing but shit all over the ground and make a mess. I've been tempted to let my newly-adopted pit bull off his leash to see what happens -- unfortunately he would probably opt for chasing a child or dismembering another dog (he isn't gay -- he hates male dogs).