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Tyrone Slothrop
A friend sent me an e-mail from an RNC hack trashing Kerry on various and sundry grounds, including:
- Kerry also said he was a big fan of Manny Ortez, who apparently plays for no MLB team at all. The nominee then corrected himself and said he was a big fan of David Ortez, another non-existent Big League player.
No, but anyone who knows anything about MLB knows that two of the Red Sox' best players are Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz -- players this troll is apparently unfamiliar with. Since this was doubtless an oral Q&A, the other mistake was made by whoever wrote down Ortez instead of Ortiz.
They're just working so hard to slime him.
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Actually Ty, any mudslinger worth his salt would stick with the Kerry baseball gaffe from many years ago. Manny Ortez is practically nothing more than a typo.
When questioned about his loyalty to RSN, Kerry avidly proclaimed that his favorite Red Sox player of all time was Eddie Yost!!!!
Yes, not Teddy Ballgame, Yaz, Tiant, Freddy, Rice, Rocket or Nomah .... Eddie Yost.
Who, as anyone in Red Sox Nation knows, was a 14 year veteran of ..... the Washington Senators.