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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
..............except for the least well-endowed amongst us.
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In junior college I took philosophy because the chicks digged that scene and one class was devoted to a discussion of the hypothetical, suppose you were offered the chance to become an all powerful living wizard god. An immortal among the unwashed masses. The hook was three rules, (a) No sex; (b) No masturbation; (c) No orgasm. Alot of people got scared by the question but celibacy like this isn’t so scary. I said I would take the chance because if I was an all powerful wizard god I could simply invoke Bill Clinton’s definition of sexual relations and still get blowjobs. And the orgasm part was harder but if I was all powerful I could just change the definition of “orgasm” or go back in time before the rules was made. (hi atticus!)
