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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank's cock ring
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True story: Over the weekend, my brother was driving me home, and we passed a newly constructed house in my neighborhood that I really like. I pointed it out to my (architect/gay) brother to get his opinion. He glanced at it and said, "The (architect/gay) guy who built it / lives there is a dirty old man."
"Huh?"
"My friend E. works out at (gay gym in Montrose) and he told me about an incident in the locker room."
"Do tell."
"Everyone was showering, changing, minding their own business, and suddenly there's a *clang* and a cock ring comes rolling out of the shower and through the locker room."
"Really?"
"Your naked (over sixty, under eighty) neighbor runs out of the shower, down the aisle, picks up the cock ring and heads back to the shower."
"Hm. You would have thought he would have just left it."
"Maybe it had sentimetnal value."
