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Originally posted by leagleaze
Awww, now I feel all warm and tingly. My only problem is I have no idea who Al Goldstein is. To Google!
Ok...I no longer feel warm and tingly. You bastard.
Here's what I think of you.
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For you, love:
Not everyone who has a sexual misconception is a child: My best friend at work is a goody-two-shoes virgin whom I've been steadily corrupting for a year now. She was giving me a ride home one night when I made a comment about a lesbian coworker's tongue-piercing, saying, "Her girlfriend must really love it when she gives her head." My friend turned to me and said, "Lesbians give each other head?" I rolled my eyes at her and asked her how she thought lesbians had sex. "Oh, I always imagined that they would hump each other's leg or something."
Hopeless In Houston
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savage...php?issue=4035 (spree: Savage Love)
