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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ask, my child, and Google shall provide.
18 variations of ceremony remarks to choose from. Whew! Tell us more about the happy couple and we can tailor the remarks appropriately. Hopefully, eyeball licking will not need to be part of this ceremony, but we can work it in if need be.
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Hmmm. That's helpful. My problem is that I don't want to be cheesy at all, but since this isn't going to be a traditional wedding at all, I have a lot more flexibility than if I were working off a script. I'm hesitant to put in sappy song lyrics and movie quotes, though she's a pop culture junkie and I know she'd like something like that. I don't want to go overboard, and I don't want it to be longer than absolutely necessary. Obviously if they're asking me to do it, hellfire and eternal damnation aren't really major concerns for them. I think she's ex-Catholic, Universal Unitarian, and I'm not sure about him. I haven't asked about ritualistic eyeball licking.
