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God help me, I'm pulling a nfh in order to get traffic
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
And all these years I thought you were supposed to exercise them. Sheesh, the hours I have wasted over the last 6 years taking the critter to the park, on long walks, throwing various objects for her to fetch and gnaw on when all I had to do was find a priest. Hmm, but would I have to find a priest every day? On second thought, I prefer exercise.
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Knowing my puppy, I'm pretty sure that she'd end up corrupting the priest and then we'd have to perform TWO exorsicms (three if you count the Displaced Dog, but he's so mellow I think he'd probably sleep through his own exorcism). I think that the chasing squeek toys probably is less expensive, if louder.
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