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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
At least they didn't light a Unity Candle.
Other problem: Apparently the Star has no fact-checkin' cuz. There is no Journey song by that name. They're probably thinking of "Lights," a song that is inarguably about San Francisco. I don't understand the deep personal connection this song would have to the happy couple, unless Federline is dropping a big hint that, like all former backup dancers for Justin Timberlake, he is a friend of Dorothy.
You'd think when a pop tartlet marries a backup dancer, they would want to set the dance floor on fire. As everyone with a seventh grade education can tell you, the movements accompanying a Steve Perry ballad are rather basic by comparison.
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Maybe they played Lights because it's the only slow song she knows. Or they're not quite sure that Studio City is not the City by the Bay.
They didn't dance because Federline is so used to dancing behind her. And neither one of them can do a thing without a choreographer. It would have been mayhem.
