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Originally posted by leagleaze
We can solve this problem.

Did you perform acts on another woman that were, until recently, illegal in Texas? If so, did you enjoy performing said acts?

If you answer no to both of these questions, you are probably not a lesbian, but you do have one more shot.

Do you have a desire to perform acts, until recently illegal in Texas, on another woman?

If no, you are not a lesbian.

If you answered yes to both one and two or three, you might be a lesbian.

In order to determine whether you are in fact a lesbian, we will have to go to part two of the test. If you answered no, then there is no need to continue.

Still reading? Ok, let's continue.

Do you enjoy performing acts that are similar* in nature to those once illegal between two women in Texas (but perfectly legal between a man and a woman in the Lonestar State) on men? If not, do you desire to perform such acts on a man?

If no, then you are a lesbian. If yes then you are bisexual.


*By similar I of course mean nothing alike at all, but at least occurring in the same region of the body.

If these questions arouse me in a slightly clinical way, does that make me a lesbian too?