http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/040...ringtones.html
One of the most-downloaded ring tones in Japan today promises to have therapeudic effects.
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Chest challenged chicks
ring in bigger breasts
Some of the silly tunes Japanese pay to download to use as the ring tone for their mobile phones sure have their knockers, but it's for precisely that reason that a well-known counselor is raking it in at the moment, according to Shukan Gendai .
Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.
"I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"
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Of course for the really flat chested Japanese woman, there is a Zen dilemma here:
To get her phone to start ringing, she need only get her phone to start ringing!
