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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As usual, I have to go to a Halloween party with a bunch of artists this year. This puts extra pressure on costumes, because there are a hell of a lot of creative people out there. Last year I went as Montecore. Year before I brought back my Devil Went Down to Georgia costume. Before that was my Alice in Chains attempt. Most recently, at a Scandal! party, I wore a fur that had been spray painted by PETA.
Any brilliant costume ideas out there?
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1. Janet Jackson's nipple.
2.(a) George W. Bush swilling champagne and snorting blow as a Texas Air National Guard "pilot."
2.(b) John Kerry with a band-aid and three Purple Hearts as a "warrior."
3. Britney and/or Kevin Whatshisname -- classy bride/groom of the year.
4. Martha Stewart in pinstipes.
edited to note that, upon reflection, these are pretty lame. Except for the nipple one. 
