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My new favorite pick-up line
Me (passing neighbor and his four-year-old son on a sidewalk on our street on Saturday night): Hola.
Neighbor: Ho-la-la...
(Note: It didn't work, but I appreciated the effort and the creativity.)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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