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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sweaty dudes in tank tops
Toxic farts on crowded trains
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First, tank tops on men should be called what they are "wife beater shirts." 9 times out of ten, the dude getting hauled away for domestic violence has one on (or else has on no shirt at all). Wife beating is not funny -- calling tank tops wife-beater shirts is.
Second, I think people (read: men) drop bombs in crowded public places because they think it is funny and because they can do it anonymously. This is akin to the fact that every grown man will, at least once in his adult life but more than likely a whole bunch of times, fart in a store and then move away to a location where he can see the reaction of people when they walk through the mushroom cloud left by his bomb. Men like the anonymity unless they are with their buds in which case they will proudly declare and claim their bomb. I have never ever understood the fascination that men have with bodily sounds and odors. The funniest part is that most men have a twisted notion that being in love means being able to let one rip in your presence -- a truly committed relationship often includes a sheet-fluff to "share the wealth."
