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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
now that there's no longer smoking on long plane rides I was thinking about another section. jammed into a seat next to a very large person for 2 hours a week ago, I was thinking about the airlines that were threatening to make the large buy an extra seat, and how that was shot down. Okay. but what if there was a section for them, and they had to either buy the extra seat or sit jamming, and being jammed by each other? I know there might be weight distribution/lift issues but that can be worked out.
If your widest side to side measurement is more than __ inches you go to the large section.
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I hate fat people. God, I hate fat people. Disgusting, slobbering corpulent pigs, chowing down on their McGiant McDouble McBurgers with Special Fat Sauce and washing them down with their 120 oz. tubs of Coke. Yeah, right, you have a "glandular issue." Is that why you need to eat a bucket and a half of KFC for breakfast? Is that why the only exercise you get is dragging your quivering rolls of blubbery lard from the TV couch to the kitchen to get another family-size bag of chips that you grab at greedily with your tubby-little grease-covered fingers? Just don't act all offended when I don't want to talk to you, sit near you, or even look at you. You smell bad and are offensive to the eye. I don't care how fucking jolly you are. Get off your mega-ass and take a walk around the block every couple of weeks. And maybe, every once in a while, try some vegetables that are not deep-fried. You might find that you like being a tiny bit less repulsive than you currently are.
