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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Looks like they're getting souffle in the chow line at Club Fed...
On the bright side, she can now show her fellow inmates how to make lovely color-coordinated pastel pillowcase and bedsheet ropes for escapes in 30 easy steps. They'll really treasure them.
As a CEO of a publicly-traded company and a FORMER STOCKBROKER, its hard for her to claim ignorance of the rules governing insider trading. I would only advise her not to bend over for the lilac-scented exfoliating oatmeal soap.
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A. I doubt she goes to jail, and am sorry I will now have to listen to a second round of Martha decorating her jail cell jokes.
B. Generally, in a female prison, one need not worry about bending over. What do you think is gonna happen? A big old bull dyke is gonna put on her strap on and do Martha in the shower?
