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Originally posted by TalkSock
Therein lies the problem. In drafting a dress code, can you say Strappy sandals are work appropriate only for those of you with cute feet and sexy legs. Industrial sandals are not work appropriate (read Birkenstocks/and those things that the old women wear in Phoenix - what are those?) and those of you with dumpy legs and ankle fat, please wear as much as possible?
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You can't leave it to self-selection, though.
"Attention, please: all employees whose last names begin with "L" please report to HR for the nude inspection and classification. Please note that the extra inspection that is required for a "stretch pants" approval will be held in room 121."
