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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Everyone -- I have the most exciting news -- I have won 750,000 Euros in a lottery in Spain -- the amazing thing is, I don't even remember entering this lottery, but I am quite sure that one of my European relatives must have entered my name, even though they don't live in Spain, but it would be like my going to New Jersey or some place like that to buy powerball tickets!
Now, due to a mixup with names and addresses I am not supposed to tell anyone about my win until after I send them the form with my bank account information so that they can deposit my Euros as expeditiously as possible ... but since this is an anonymous board and I am bursting with excitement, I just had to share it with all of you!!!
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You beey-atch! I didn't realize you weren't serious until the second paragraph. I was all happy and shit for you.
Harumph.
