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rant
I hate being telephone-solicited for money.
I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work.
I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work by some perky member of my school's alumni association who tries to be chummy by saying "so I hear you're getting married" in a sing-song voice.
Listen, you stupid stupid sorry cow, just because you may or may not have been privy to some gossip about me that must be tenth-hand and is therefore completely backwards, don't think you can just drop it into a fund-raising suck-up and think that it will somehow engage me. You are now number one on my second-tier shitlist. And no, you may not have any of my fucking money.
(Sigh) Thank you all for listening. And remember that even life's winners (hi RP! big kiss!) get crappy phone calls.
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