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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Girl meets Boy, and they start hanging out. Boy is dating other girl, but break-up is imminent due to graduate school in another state. Other Girl leaves, Boy and Girl start sleeping together and "hanging out." At some point here, Girl decides she's in love with Boy. Boy says stupid stuff about how he really, really likes Girl but he's "confused" and needs time to sort everything out, but he really, really likes Girl. Girl patiently gives him time and sex. Fast forward four months of time and sex. Boy starts talking about a new girl who may be able to help him out professionally. When gently pressed on the issue, Boy announces that he's probably moving in with new girl after knowing her for two weeks. Girl is heartbroken.

Greedy: I'm just interested in pain.

Hank: I have no idea if he's a little guy, but I'll find out. I'll see what I can do about some lizard shots. ETA: she's sleeping with him, so he cant' be that little...

All that means is that he's got more than three inches. Not a very high bar in any state.