I am not looking at the pictures. I've seen enough ugly Americans holding banners and screaming in the past few weeks to get me through the next decade. But let me guess? Were they pleated shorts?
I seen tons of really aesthetically challenged 40s-to-50s aged people waddling about in a uniform of pleated shorts and t-shirts or polo shirts and trucker hats with W or Kerry logos. Its a carnival of flesh that ought to be hidden. Why must people persist in earing shorts, sweat socks pulled up to the ankle and sneakers? Its fucking disturbing. I want to grab one of these people and say "Damnit man... look at yourself! What the hell is the matter with you?" And the chicks in the "mom-shorts"... just wear a mumu. Spare me the sight of the "pouch" outlined in khaki. Its nauseating. I won't vote for anything advocated by someone who looks like she's got two asses. And finally, as if it hasn't been said enough, if you're rotund, bag the "message" t-shirt. I'm sick of reading a t-shirt on some advocate's rotund frame only to realize about halfway through the message that the text I'm scanning is stretched over a gargantuan set of man boobs, or twisted into a fold of flab between a set of breasts lying on top of a large gut.
I'm not going outside again until this thing is over.
