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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoy keeping my key card in my wallet and not taking it out of my back pocket to enter and leave the office. It's like I'm unlocking doors by pressing my butt against the sensor. My magical butt.
Of course, many people do this, but I only get joy out of it when it's my butt.
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You'd get more joy out of it if you'd put a big chrome button on your butt that people could smack when they want the door open.
