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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*) I was wandering around the table of contents of the Texas Penal Code and found a section that was added in the last legislative session. I immediately called my brother because I was worried that, even though they can't nail him on sodomy anymore, he routinely engages in a Class C midemeanor. The title of the section was "Laser Pointers." My brother'll occassionally take a laser pointer out on to his 23rd floor balcony and randomly point it at pedestrians in the transit center near his apartment building. Fortunately, I actually read the statute, and they're only worried about pointing laser pointers at cops. The rest of the public is fair game to terrify.
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My mother in law bought us four of those things as cat toys and I did aim them out the window at people from the 7th floor in my old place. Its kind of funny for about two seconds, until you realize you're being a complete jackass and the person can easily look up and see where the light is coming from. How in the hell could I explain myself to somebody... "Yes, yes... I am in my 30s... no, I didn't realize you had a heart problem... sorry... sorry..."