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Do you think my neigbors are going to slash my tires?
So, my trailerparktrashlandedinthehistoricdistrict neighbors (the ones who like to park their cars in front of my driveway, blocking access) are the only people on my street who don't pay for trash pick up--they claim they take it to the dump themselves...only I keep finding their trash in my can. This morning, I'd had enough (due to them parking in my driveway this past weekend when I specifically asked them not to because I had workmen coming) and threw their trash out of my can and into their driveway. Now that I'm at work, I realize they're likely to retaliate and kill me or slash my tires. So, if anyone would like to speak up and lay claim to any of my worldly possessions, now is a good time.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
Last edited by sunnybunny; 11-17-2004 at 11:23 AM..
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