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Oh and--Dyson Vacuums
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'd like to claim that when you die.
BTW, why didn't you tell us you live next to the guy from the McDonald's drive thru?
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YOu don't get his vacuum when I die. You can only claim my vacuum, which is nicer anyway. I have a Miele that cost three times as much and is so quiet, you can have a conversation/watch tv while it's running. The Dyson is loud as shit.
My neighbor owns a flooring company and his wife runs her parents' restaurant, when she's not in rehab for her coke addiciton.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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