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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What constitutes a dry spell? What if you don't have sex but give a few blowjobs? Do we need to consult Bill Clinton?
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Sadly, I never created him here, and I think someone swiped the name.
You gave blowjobs without reciprocation during a dry spell? Unless it was your decision (I'm picturing something along the lines of "IHL, schmy HL -- until you get to The Show, Sergei, this is all you get"), that seems kind of unfair in a karmic sense.
Perhaps the standard should be something along the lines of "you engaged in actions with another person that, if done properly, would lead to The Earth Moving for you." That would seem to cover it, no?
