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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I can just picture Christmas morning at the Burger house. The kids run down to stockings, all stuffed full of goodies! Oooh, an orange! Yay, a pencil sharpener! Hurrah, mine has dental floss! Oh look, I got some Q-tips! What a joy to be in a household free of the frivolous baubles and decadent doo-dads often associated with this sadly over-commercialized holiday.
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It's not often that I'm able to read prose and find myself instantly transported to those magical, carefree days of my childhood. You, sir, have a gift.
Motherfucker.
