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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What is up with this?
Can we just have Kobe lobotomized? Was Vanessa Bryant born yesterday? Did Malone say something untoward to her that I missed? Does Kobe's decision to share all of this make you want to retch? Does Kobe make you want to retch?
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Yes.
This is part 4 of the Inexplicable Implosion of the Lakers. Having managed to piss off and push away three Hall of Famers, Bryant is now apparently edging to the end of the plank himself.
Since [strikethrough]raping a young girl[/strikethrough] engaging in extramarital sex has already been taken, we're left wondering what Bryant's next step will be.
Rumors are that Nicholson has taken to wearing kevlar courtside.
