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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?
A friend of mine recently hooked up with the first guy she ever was attracted to (she was 12, he was 23 back then, now she's 28, he's 39). She said it was as good as she'd imagined. And she's been imagining for quite a long time.
Me, nope. There are two that I've fantisized about over the years, and I'd probably hop on a plane if either summoned me, but I've never had more than a kiss from either.
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The guy I had a crush on when I was 14, I hooked up with at 30 years old. He was 33. Big strapping guy with white blond hair and HUGE brown eyes. Scottish. Everything was going well as we drank wine and he confessed he had a crush on me too back then, but I had been going out with his best friend (so we had both kept quiet about the mutual crush). He showed me a few photos he'd taken of his friend and I at a party at his house. (Weird seeing new pictures of yourself at 14).
Then we kissed and it was all very exciting. But then things went downhill. First, he began to smell like a grandfather. Not necessarily mine but someone's or something. I later asked what cologne he wore and found out it was Old Spice underarm deodorant. Ugh. Disgusting and so 70's!!
Next, he took his shirt off and his chest and arms had that look as if his muscles were atrophying. I mean, if he had a skinny burnout body like he did at 17, that would be o.k. But now, he just seemed to be, well, atrophying. Like his elbows were unnaturally pointy. Maybe b/c his skin was separating from his muscle/bone? Ewwwww.
The final straw was when I noticed the huge really ugly, faded tatoo on his too-white skin. That was it. I will never date a light skinned man again. They don't age well at all. Ewwwww.
