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What ARE Gym Clothes, anyway
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What I really don't get is how much people can talk about golf. I've been on the receiving end of 45 minute hysterical golf stories several times. Good times, good times. Where's a nuclear holocaust when you need one...
To all you assholes who'll talk and talk about how you can't get out of a trap, here is wisdom. Swing exceptionally hard and smash downward into the sand about an inch to two inches behind the ball. There is no easier shot in golf, so learn this simple fucking swing and stop telling me your fucking trap stories.
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All of my good golf stories end with someone (a) getting run over by a golf cart, (b) driving a golf cart into a pond, or (c) sneaking onto a golf course at 2 AM with glow-in-the-dark balls to play drunken golf (a/k/a the John Dale Invitational).
All three involve outrageous amounts of alcohol.
Are those okay?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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