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ketchup
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In an occassional series ("Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to"), I point out that if you're going to drink a lot of vodka on Christmas night* and then jump into a very heated pool for an hour (time sort of got away for me for awhile, so that's a rough guess), drink lots and lots of water or the hangover will be one of the worst of your life. It may have been worth it to hear "holy shit, they ARE real," though. No, nevermind. Nothing was worth the hour of dry heaving.
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So people thought your breasts were fake?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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