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Originally posted by dtb
My husband thinks he's all that (I can't get away with that can I?) when it comes to parallel parking, but he's got nothing -- NOTHING, I tell you -- on me. In fact, when I'm driving home and I park at the fire hydrant in front of our building (only for the purposes of unloading, of course), it's two turns, and I'm in. The doorman marvels at my skills -- but always out of earshot of my mean, macho husband...
who can't parallel park for SHIT!
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I seriously considered putting "can parallel park Suburban" on my resume under "other skills".
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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