I love this:
""In making the partner vote announcement, Managing Partner George Davitt said, “A law firm such as ours, although prominent, profitable and filled with talented lawyers is – like any professional services organization – knit of a fabric that, if stretched too thin, can unravel.”"
Yo, chill out with the patting yourself on the back already. Your fucking law firm just failed spectacularly. Enough with the "prominent, profitable and filled with (fewer than we used to have) talented lawyers."