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Out west, where the karma flows like chi.
Driver tosses lit cigarette; ignites own Expedition.*
Adventurous Hummer owner to be charged under Arizona's new "stupid motorist" law for cost of water rescue.
*I've said it before: Smokers often claim they are good and considerate citizens who never impose the consequences of their habit on others, and yet I haven't seen a car ashtray used for its intended purpose since my grandmother died.
(Of cancer.)
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Last edited by Atticus Grinch; 02-18-2005 at 04:25 AM..
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