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[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"He was very nervous, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, and he had a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle," Lansdale police officer George Johnson wrote in the criminal complaint.

(spree: work-safe, unless you read it aloud)

My favorite quote:

When Cassell was arrested and searched, police discovered he was wearing a pair of women’s thong underwear under his shorts, according to court documents.

Why? Was he worried about VPL with his loose fitting shorts?