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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Of course excessive drinking can have effects on one's looks as well.
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As well as on the looks of those around you. This is why everyone should keep a sober friend around them at all times to stop their drunken-ass from going home with someone ugly enough to scare a dog off of a meat-wagon.
Edited for this link:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,89938,00.html
spree: Thanks to the growing number of plus-size-friendly vacation packages, heavier-set folks are having their day in the sun.
"Recent reports from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (search) say nearly 65 percent of Americans are overweight — 31 percent are considered obese (search). With numbers like that, it seemed imminent that a plus-size travel market would pop onto the scene — and it has."
We skinnies are in the minority and maybe shoudn't joke so much or we might get whipped with a pepperoni stick or something.